tiktoksithinkarefunny:

  

hotmeat89:

Up late committing faggottry

  

ilovemusicalyy:

  

conjunxs:

you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship

  

ja7she:

i’m the bitches

  

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

  

eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

  

acheesecakewrites:

sir that’s my emotional support found family trope

  

lullabylover:

constantblathering:

trans–silverfish:

constantblathering:

Gender is fuck, eat bread play Minecraft.

eat bred……in.minecraf

GOD YOU’RE RIGHT…..

Eat bread WHILE eating bread in minecraft

  

thedouble2013:

moodboard

  

kiwi:

kiwi:

i hate falling in love with people in my dreams because then theyre gone forever

worth mentioning that last night it was ryuk from death note

  

unrelatedtouserboxes:

babel-infocalypse:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

do you need to talk

i wish i was a croissant 

  

princette:

princette:

i hate that i keep having to ask for help but i dont know what else to do. We’re still so far behind. my moms been busting her ass doing orders for various apps like doordash to try and make ends meet and never gets a break to the point shes been constantly exhausted and sick from stress and im disabled and havent been able to get benefits & cant contribute anything to our finances at this time. Rents due tomorrow and I just found out we still need $200 to make it. If anyone has money to spare any donations to my moms paypal account would be greatly, extremely appreciated and there’s no way I could ever thank you enough for helping keep us off the streets. Any excess money will go towards next months rent or catching us up so this can become less of a worry in the future. I also wanna stress If you’re in a bad position too I really don’t want you to give us money you can’t afford, signal boosting will more than make do. 

hey so this situation should be worked out, we got an extra day and we should have it by then. If anyone else would still like to donate though I’m going to reblog this occasionally because we could probably use some help until my mom gets her retirement money